We finally convinced her to go to the ER. When we got there they stuck us in a room at the end of the hall by all of the drunks and drug addicts. Needless to say we had some decent entertainment while we were waiting for her to get stitched up. My personal favorite was the lady across the hall that kept saying, "I have been clean and sober for eight months..except for the last four weeks!" I seriously almost peed my pants, yes it was that funny. So a couple of hours, dollars, and stitches later we have an almost perfect Sarah. The scar is going to SWEET! I am jealous, I really am.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Seriously Sarah
Sarah Butler is one of Brent's technicians. She is with out a doubt the cutest, clumsiest, basket case that I have ever met! So far this summer she has gone to the emergency room 3 times, one of which resulted in an emergency surgery to remove her exploding gall bladder. She has also passed out in the shower and hit her head, and nailed herself in the eye with her power drill resulting in a very impressive black eye. Below is her latest blunder...
So of course my slightly not so bright sometimes brother was with her when she did this longboarding and jumping into a private lake at 3 in the morning. She slipped on the wet cement (yes it was pouring rain) and ran into a rusty pole that decided to fillet her foot. Bryan and the other idiots that were with her tried to nurse her wounds and instead of taking her to the ER they took her to Wal-Mart...I am still shaking my head at this one. So I get a call the next morning wondering if I would come and look at her foot; when we got there she wanted Allyn, Katie and I to hold her down, clean and STITCH her foot WITHOUT PAINKILLERS! you might want to pause the music at the bottom of the page so that you can hear.
We finally convinced her to go to the ER. When we got there they stuck us in a room at the end of the hall by all of the drunks and drug addicts. Needless to say we had some decent entertainment while we were waiting for her to get stitched up. My personal favorite was the lady across the hall that kept saying, "I have been clean and sober for eight months..except for the last four weeks!" I seriously almost peed my pants, yes it was that funny. So a couple of hours, dollars, and stitches later we have an almost perfect Sarah. The scar is going to SWEET! I am jealous, I really am.
We finally convinced her to go to the ER. When we got there they stuck us in a room at the end of the hall by all of the drunks and drug addicts. Needless to say we had some decent entertainment while we were waiting for her to get stitched up. My personal favorite was the lady across the hall that kept saying, "I have been clean and sober for eight months..except for the last four weeks!" I seriously almost peed my pants, yes it was that funny. So a couple of hours, dollars, and stitches later we have an almost perfect Sarah. The scar is going to SWEET! I am jealous, I really am.
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Thats so gross Dana! I'm curious to how Wal-Mart helped... haha!
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