I Know I Will Eat This Later

I have a tendency to speak or write almost exactly what I am thinking. With that comes the talent of being able to regrettably eat them later on. Tonight is a special occasion because I know that I will have to shovel this in my mouth later on this week, but I am bored, home alone, and no one wants to go to Wal-Mart with me.
I miss my friends! -- There I said it.
Not that I don't have friends here, but I miss everything about a real solid friendship. You know, like the one where you can say absolutely whatever you want at any given time and not worry that they are going to be mortally offended and never talk to you again. Or the friend that no matter what they are doing they will drop everything to do something with you. Apparently there is an amazing friend quota and mine has already been filled for my lifetime because not matter how nice, thoughtful, or genuinely willing to do anything I am, I hardly ever get that reciprocated. It sucks and has left me feeling slightly defeated. Currently I am thinking that I might take on another tactic. Since being nice and making genuine friends is not working for me I say to hell with it all. I can just read books, do my job and live like a hermit.
So while I am taking monstrous bites of my words, comments and phrases this week (while doing damage control) I am going to finalize my plans and make Hurley my new BFF! At least he loves me :)